top 10: perkare yg ble wat roomate/housemate/kwn2 jd gle..

1. tiap2 ari jumaat, pack sume brg korg n ckp kat dak blk yg korg nk blk kg.. lps sejam, blk smule ke blk n ckp xde spe2 kat uma korg.. unpack sume brg n trus tdo..
2. stiap kali roomate/housemate korg blk.. jerit skuat ati "HOREY!! KO DA BLK" n menari dlm 2-3 minit.. pastu tenung muke diorg n ckp "PATOT NYE KO DA BLAH DA SKG NIH"..
3. bli pisau byk2.. asah tiap2 mlm smbl renung muke roomate/housemate korg n ckp "X LM LG.. X LM LG.."
4. stiap kali roomate/housemate blk.. cpt2 ttp lampu n tdo.. pas die kua smule, idup kn lampu blk n jerit"HOREY!!"..
5. dok dpn chessboard tanpe wat pape slame 1-2 jam.. pastu bgn scare tibe2 n ckp "AISEYMEN..KLH LG.."
6. bl roomate/housemate korg blk.. pki topi kertas n ckp "WELCOME TO MC DONALD.. CAN I TAKE UR ORDER PLEASE?"..  pastu wat muke bodoh smbl ckp "LAA..KO RUPE NYE.."
7. ddk n tenung roomate/housemate lm2.. lau ble bwk mbr2 len skali smbl mkn popcorn cam tgh tgk movie..
8. b4 roomate/housemate blk dr kls.. cpt2 bungkus dr korg cam mayat n brg kat katil beliau..
9. buat2 t'jage tgh2 mlm n jerit "TOLONG!! TOLONG!! AKU KAT MN NIH!!" smbl lari keliling blk.. pastu smbg tdo.. esk nye lau roomate/housemate korg tnye psl mlm td.. wat muke x phm smbl tnye blk "PE YG KO MREPEK NIH??.."
10. pgg n usap2 kn rmbt roomate/housemate korg smbl ckp.. "RMBT KO CNTK.. ITAM BKILAT.. CAM TEKNIK REBONDING.." skali skale, wat cmtu ms diorg tgh tdo..

hehe..itulah shj top 10 nye.. lau korg nk try.. sila kn lah.. tp pape effect yg korg dpt.. korg tgg la sdr..hehe..

hope xde spe2 la yg jd gle..hehe :)